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Oh. This is a story about a guy named
Al, and he lived in a sewer with his

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hamster pal, but the sanitation workers
really didn't approve, so he packed up

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his accordion and had to move to a
studio in Ohio, where he lived in a

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he worked in an angel deconjecture
factory, and he played on the company

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team, and every single night he had a
French recurring dream, or he was

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leader holes and in a vat of sour cream,
but that's really not important in the

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story. Well, the very next year he met a
dental hygienist with a special

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attitude on her arm, but he didn't even
touch any walls or a number, then he got

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a public job on a tater tot farm, and he
spent

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Outro Music

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Today's lesson is, a true friend is
someone who helps you believe in

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and achieve your goals.

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Alright, here we go.

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That's it. Come on now, Harvey. Show me
what you got.

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Come on. Ha!

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In your face!

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Harvey, what's wrong with you?

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I've never beat you in air hockey
before.

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Something on your mind?

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Don't want to talk about it, huh?

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Okay. Oh, hi.

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I'm just doing a little bonding with my
best friend in the whole world, Harvey

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the Wonder Hamster. Hey, you feel like
singing the Harvey the Wonder Hamster

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theme song?

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Sure you do.

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Oh, Har... Harvey, Harvey, Harvey the
Wonder Hamster. He doesn't bite and he

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doesn't squeal. He just runs around on
his hamster wheel.

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Harvey, Harvey, Harvey the Wonder
Hamster.

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Hey, Harvey!

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Well, that was fun, wasn't it?

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Wasn't it, pal?

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Harvey, what's wrong with you? You've
been acting really strange ever since

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agreed to do that death -defying stunt
on today's show.

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Hey, wait a minute.

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That's what's bothering you, isn't it?

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You're nervous about doing the stunt.

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Well, I sure hope you get over it
because you're ruining my show.

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Remember, it's the Weird Al Show, not
the Harvey the Wonder Hamster Show. It's

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about me, not about you.

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Look, I don't have time to talk about it
right now. I've got a TV show to worry

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about.

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Excuse me, Al. Oh, hey, everybody. It's
Weevil Zappa.

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I've finished polishing your bowling
ball collection, and it is beautiful.

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can I have some of your famous chocolate
lasagna now? Did you finish dusting the

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atomic super collider in my basement?

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Um... Dweezil, Dweezil, Dweezil. If I
reward you without you having to earn

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what kind of lesson am I teaching you?
Now go finish that list of chores I gave

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you, and then later, maybe, you can have
some chocolate lasagna, okay?

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Okay, where was I?

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Oh, yeah. I know a lot of you out there
like to cable surf or channel hop or

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whatever you want to call it, and I
don't want any of you to feel like

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missing out on something by watching
this show. So as a public service, I'd

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to save you wear and tear on your remote
controls by showing you what's on the

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other channels right now.

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Hey,

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do I smell fish sticks?

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Yo, Sabrina, I'd come to your house
after school, but my scuba tank isn't

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working.

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Sabrina the Teenage Fish will continue
in a moment.

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Add a three -finger pattern, just like
your normal finger picking.

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And then we weave in a pretty little
counter line.

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Oh, this one's so easy, it practically
plays itself.

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Billy, the 300 -pound chicken, has
announced that he will run for mayor of

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Chicago. Mayor Goldman of Chicago could
not be reached for comment.

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When a man you never met before suddenly
comes up to you and says, May I take

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your order, please?

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You know your shampoo is working.

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May I take your order, please, shampoo?

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Available now at beauty salons
everywhere.

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There's something weird in the fridge
today. I don't know what it is.

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food I can't recognize.

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My roommate won't throw a thing away. I
guess it's probably his.

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It looks like it's alive.

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Congratulations to our new state
swimming champion, Sabrina.

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Well, who could that be?

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Hold on.

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Hold your horses.

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I'm Dr.

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Phillips, door -to -door pet
psychologist.

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Have you any disturbed pets?

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Wow. What a coincidence.

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Well, yeah. In fact, I've got this
professionally trained stunt hamster,

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well, he's a little nervous about doing
his big trick on my TV show.

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Textbook. You have a TV show? Yeah. In
fact, we're on TV right now. Look.

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Hi, Mom!

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I'm sorry.

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That cameraman looks just like my
mother.

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Anyway, for hamster therapy, you're
looking at one hour a day for five

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Wow, that long?

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Well, almost all of it is just training
him to stand this miserable little couch

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here.

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I don't know.

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Well, of course, if you're pressed for
time, we can always use duct tape.

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No, that's... Why don't we just get
started here?

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Harvey, this is Dr.

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Phillips. Hello, Harvey.

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I want you to tell me what this inkblot
looks like to you.

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Uh, are you sure you know what you're
doing here? I've had much tougher cases

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than this. I once had an obsessive
-compulsive schnauzer who would dig up

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bury the same bone 300 times a day.

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Huh. So I can't hardly get us back
together. I've got a TV show to do here.

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I think...

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You should spend a bit less time
worrying about your own needs and a bit

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about how you might help Harvey achieve
one of his goals.

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Well, I... You don't like that idea?

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How about this?

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Harvey... Snap out of it!

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I'll give you something to be nervous
about! Hey, hey, hey! Who does?

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I was just beginning to reach him!

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Sorry about that, Harvey.

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Well, I can tell by the old clock on the
wall that once again it's time

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for... Al's Mailbag. That's right.

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Let's see what our viewers have to say
this week.

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Okay.

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Got a letter here from Mary Taton from
Waukesha, Wisconsin.

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And Mary... Oh, it's an envelope full
of...

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Beef stew.

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That's sweet.

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Thanks, Mary.

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What else do we have here?

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Looks like a letter from Ed McMahon.

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You may have already won $10 million.

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Oh, cool.

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Okay, our next letter is from... Oh, no!

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It's the Yoko Ono alarm!

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That can only mean one thing.

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It's time to go to a commercial!

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Don't go away!

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We'll be right back with Harvey's big
stunt!

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Wait a minute. I thought Harvey was
nervous about doing that stunt.

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Looks like Al's so busy thinking about
his own needs, he's forgotten about the

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needs of his hamster!

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You will train harder than your
opponent.

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You will train longer than your
opponent.

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You will do everything, everything you
can to defeat your opponent.

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But you know what?

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He's still gonna kick your butt.

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That's right. You heard me. I've seen
him play. I've seen you play. And quite

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frankly, he's just played better than
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Forget it through that thick skull of
yours, muscle boy. You might as well

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now. He's going to clean your clock.
He's going to mop the floor with your

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That's right. Jump your little rope.
That's precious.

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But all the rope jumping and weight
lifting in the world isn't going to help

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win. Say, maybe if you got a brand new
pair of shoes, you'd have a chance.

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Nah, forget it. You're hopeless.

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Let's get out of here. Out! Out!

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Sports you. You don't deserve to wear
them.

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The Weird Al Show will be right back.

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I promise!

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All right!

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The Weird Al Show is back!

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Okay, right now it's time for the
highlight of the show. A very special

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performance. By the world's greatest
living stunt hamster, my close personal

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friend, Harvey.

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And today, Harvey won't be performing
just any stunt.

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Oh, no.

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Today, he'll be performing the most
spectacular, the most hair -raising, the

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most satisfying stunt of his entire
career.

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That's right, pal. Today, you're going
to be breaking the world's record for

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longest untethered hamster stunt
freefall.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Harvey!

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Okay, Harvey, anytime.

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Come on, Harvey, we're waiting. Let's
go.

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Hey, what gives?

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You're not really scared, are you?

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I don't believe this. If it were me, I
would have jumped already. You are so

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lame. Come on, you wimp. Jump!

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Jump! Jump!

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Harvey! Oh, you big baby.

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That's right. Go on home, you coward.

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Oh, who could that be now?

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Uh -oh. It's J .B.

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Toppersmith, the guy that gave me the
show.

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I wonder what he wants now.

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Oh, Yankovic, how are you?

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How's the show going?

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Oh, just fine, J .B. Look, Yankovic, I
was wondering what you've got Harvey the

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Wonder Hamster doing on this week's
show.

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I'm not sure Harvey's up to performing
today.

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What are you talking about?

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He's under contract.

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Yeah, I know, but he just... All right,
never mind, never mind. Lose the

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hamster.

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I got a much better idea, anyhow.

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Two words, Al.

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Giant banana.

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What? Oh, yeah. I think the show should
have a giant banana on it. Kids love

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bananas. They're hot right now. Really?
Oh, trust me. Look, I can't sit here and

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argue all day.

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Uh, we okay on the banana?

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Sure, JB. I just love bananas,
personally. I eat 30 or 40 a day. Did

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all the vitamins are in the skin?

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I wasn't aware of that. Trust me.

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Anyway, I gotta go. Thanks a lot, JB.
See you. Bye.

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Okay,

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Al. I finished sorting all your pennies
by year.

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Now can I have some of that chocolate
lasagna?

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Dweezil, look, I'm kind of busy right
now.

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I'll save you a piece, I promise.

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In the meantime, you want to be a good
little pop star and take out my trash?

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Sure. No problem.

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Hey, someone's at the door.

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Hello, Alfred.

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Mrs. Piesenmeier, my childhood accordion
teacher.

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Wow, I haven't seen you since you were
this tall.

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So what brings you here?

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Oh, I just happened to be in the
neighborhood, and I thought I'd pop in

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borrow a galvanized universal socket
wrench.

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Oh.

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There you go. Oh, thank you.

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Oh, and how's Harvey?

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Fine. Gee, it's great to see you.

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You know, you were the first person who
really believed in me and encouraged me

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to play my accordion, and I'll never
forget that.

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Well, you were the first student to fill
his accordion with jello, and I'll

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never forget that either.

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Hey, Mrs.

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Fessenmeier, as long as you're here and
we're talking about the good old days,

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why don't I show you one of my home
movies?

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Oh.

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I have to do that. Oh, no problem. Look,
the projector's already set up. Have a

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seat. Oh, I really should be. I gotta...
Okie dokie.

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Here's a little film I like to call My
Summer Vacation.

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Well, one of the high points of My
Summer Vacation had to be our family

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the zoo.

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See, there we are. There's me and Mom
and a monkey and a...

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I don't know what that is.

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Oh, there's my old friend, Dr. Demento.
He just loves to hang out by the lion

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cages. He likes to feed them, too.

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I keep telling him that he's not
supposed to, but, you know, he's just

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What a kooky, nutty guy.

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Boy, Harvey used to love going to the
zoo, but he always got kind of nervous

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around the reptile house.

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Good popcorn.

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Anyway... Oh, look, here I am at the
horse stables. I always wanted to learn

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to ride a horse, so I figured I'd
finally give it a shot.

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Look at me! Woo!

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I'm Cowboy Al! Ha -ha! Look at me!

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Uh... Uh...

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I thought I'd cut this part out.

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Maybe I'll try again some other time.

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Ah, what could be better on a hot summer
day than a lovely picnic in the park?

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The only thing that ruins it are those
darn giant radioactive grasshoppers.

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Man, are they annoying.

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I wish they could do something about
those things. They really bug me.

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Oh, I also got a part -time job at the
circus last summer. It was a lot of fun.

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Harvey even taught me a stunt, how to
get shot out of a cannon.

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Here I go.

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Wow, what a thrill that was.

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And boom!

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Whoa!

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It didn't go as planned, but Harvey said
I did a good job. That was back when he

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was supportive, before he decided to
ruin my show.

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Well, I guess that's it. You want to see
another one, Mrs. Besenmayer? Oh, dear.

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Oh, I just remembered. I need to go home
and floss my gerbil.

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Wow. I never even knew she had a gerbil.

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How about that, Harvey?

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Harvey.

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Hey, look at the Hooded Avenger. He
lives in the cave next door. Real nice

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Very clean.

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Let's find out what he wants.

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Wake up, Al. If Harvey's ever going to
do his big stunt, he'll need your help

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and support.

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Hold your horses.

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We'll be right back.

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They left a couple of these Chinese food
menus on my door. I think one of them's

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yours. I'm just dropping it off.

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Thanks. You feeling okay, Al?

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You don't look so good.

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Hey, where's Harvey?

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Well, he locked himself in his house.

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Really?

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Why?

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Harvey and I had a little fight.

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He won't do what he's done.

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He's acting like a jerk.

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Did you do something to upset him?

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No.

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All right, I called him a wimp.

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And a coward. And a big baby.

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But he's still acting like a jerk.

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Al, let me tell you a little story about
a fight I had with my good friend, Mr.

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Molasses. The slowest superhero ever?

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I used to love hanging out with him.

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We had some great times together.

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But every time I'd go out crime
fighting, he'd want to tag along.

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So I'd have to drive the hood cycle at
two miles an hour so he could keep up.

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We ended up getting in a big fight over
this.

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We stopped talking to one another.

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And then five years ago, he was in a
freak road paving accident.

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And I've missed him ever since.

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You mean he... Yeah, he moved to Boise,
Idaho.

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Why?

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You know, I hear he changed his name to
Mr. Pancake.

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But there isn't a day that goes by that
I don't think of him.

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I wish that we were together fighting
crime again.

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Come on.

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Pull yourself together.

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Something like a good friend, Al.

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You remember that.

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Well, thanks, Hooded Avenger.

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I'm going to make up with Harvey.

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You know, I think I just figured out
what that pet psychologist was trying to

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tell me.

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If I can help Harvey achieve something,
then he'll feel better about himself and

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have more confidence.

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Excellent idea.

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Well, good luck, my friend. I've got to
run.

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Oh, looks like it's time for the giant
banana.

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Giant banana, everybody.

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Hey, hey, hey, watch it!

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have a trail.

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That's it. Get out. Out.

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I knew I shouldn't let JB talk me into
that.

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Hey, Harvey, forget it. I was going to
buy you a new one anyway.

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Harvey?

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Harvey, open up.

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Hey, pal, it's me, your old buddy Al.

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Come on, let's make up.

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I miss having you around.

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Harvey, look.

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When I say that you can achieve whatever
goals you set for yourself, I'm not

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just spinning your wheel.

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I know you can do anything you set your
mind to doing.

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Just think back on all your hours of
hard work practicing to become the world

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-class stunt hamster you are today.

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999. One more, Harvey. You can do it.
One more.

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Come on. You can do it. Okay, Harv.
Let's get those legs in shape.

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You ready?

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Run, Harvey. Run.

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Faster! Faster!

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Move those legs! That's it! Come on!

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You can do it!

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Harvey, I believe in you.

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You can do it!

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You know you can!

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Well, Al finally learned that a true
friend is someone who helps you believe

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yourself and achieve your goals.

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Hi, hon.

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Hard day at work? Oh, don't even ask.

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Hey, what's for dinner?

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I'm making roast beef. What do you want
with it?

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Potatoes? Green beans?

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How about bananas?

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Bananas? You can't have bananas with
roast beef.

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Now you can.

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Huh? Introducing new Silly Choice
Dinners, the new line of dinners where

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dinner you desire is possible, like
roast beef and bananas.

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Bananas? Or fried chicken and pancakes.

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Pancakes? My goal in creating Silly
Choice Dinners was to make available the

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dinners that I want to eat. I love them,
and I think you will, too.

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Try all 15 varieties of Silly Choice
Dinners, like grilled salmon and

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Pancakes? Again? You've got two dinners
with pancakes? Or spaghetti and rubber

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bands.

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Rubber bands?

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You can't have rubber bands for dinner.

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Yes, you can with Philly Choice.

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Philly Choice dinner, now in your
grocer's freezer.

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The Weird Al Show will be back in a
flash.

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Well, that's it for this week. So until
next time. Al, Al, check it out. Some of

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my finest work.

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Nice.

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All right, that's it. Where's my
chocolate lasagna, man? Oh, okay. A

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deal. I tried over this.

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Oh, would you look at that? Harvey ate
the last piece.

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Well, we'll get you some next time,
okay?

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Oh, yeah.

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Uh -huh.

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Sure, sure.

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Okay, I do all this work. I get nothing.
No chocolate, nothing. That's his

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problem.

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Anyway, as I was saying, until next
time, eat your vegetables, brush your

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27 times a day, and remember, Harvey is
a professionally trained stunt hamster.

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So if there's any hamsters out there
watching, don't try this at home. Oh,

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most importantly, always watch out for
speeding locomotives, because you never

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know. Whoa!

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You know I'm fat, I'm fat.

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You know it, you know it, you know it,
you know it.

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you know i'm huge

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i'm fat you know you know i'm fat you
know you

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know